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Yes indeed. MALAYSIA MEMANG boleh. Im proud to say that we are the first south east asian country to have sent someone up to space with someone elses space ship.

You see, for all you sceptics that dont think very far, sending a man to space is malaysia’s answer to all our problems and this may very well set us up in the world map and take us out of our third world status. Im real glad to know that our spaceman conducted various beneficial experiments in sapce as well.

im confident that our "angkasawan’s" experinments will bring an end to corruption in the country as well as improove our roads. Besides, with the technology involved in the super hi-tech experiments our local education system will benefit greatly from it for sure. I foresee in the name of vision 2020 that there will be more graduates and oportunities for the locals who fail to qualify overseas as well.

Singapore,…. theyre probably laughing "jealously" about us now. HAH, we beat you into sending a man into space. You see singaporeans, this space program will also solve our cleanliness problems as well. In future we might be even blasting rubbish into space. this gives us locals soem hope too. now every malaysian kid can dream of becoming an astronut and not just aspire to be just a soldier or a fireman. THIS GIVES US MALAYSIANS HOPE… DONT YOU SEE ALREADY!!!! WERE SAVED..SAVED I TELL YOU.

What tickles me a lil bit is why they gotta go to space to do some zero gravity experiment when we also have zero gravity simulators on earth?. But with further thought i guess drinking water in space with a view of the moon and stars would be a far greater experience. bahhhhh it might cost a couple of million more but so what…THIS WILL SOLVE OUR NATIONS PROBLEMS WAT!!!.

I also wanna be an astronut now. Common knowledge tells us that theres a big  chance he’s gonna be a datuk soon. NO not grandfather datuk but the given title datuk… yes its similar to teh one rumored that can be bought as well. how true this is? im not sure… but space datuk…that im quite confident.

Anyway here’s a list of what i bet you all didnt knwo about what teh space rpogram can solve….

1. Leaking paliarment roofs adn ceilings… and your house ceilings as well…
a famous cabinet member once excalimed when asked about teh matter- " which roof doesnt leak one?"

2. Mat rempit. Now they can go to space and race tehre too so our roads need not be so terorised by these.

3. Now forecasting would be easier since we can have a better look at the moon. Lunar calendar debaters step back… our spaceman will tell u all u need to know.

4. Space anti gravitational experiments will make roads smoother and easier to travel on.

5. We can build a super futurescope to see what lies ahead for malaysia in 2020.

6. Rapist will be less ..same with snatch thieves. Evryone wanst to be a spaceman now…who cares about sex anymore.

7. More versions of negaraku or mamula moon will be composed im sure.

8. Satay stalls with no licenses will cease to exists. now they will concentrate on opening space satay…theres where i wanna be. eevryones goin woo hoo.

WHAT????? DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnn….
i just read that there is a chance all the experiments conducted in space might be ruined or destroyed rendering everything useless???? WHAT THE….

Nevermind…hes still a hero our angkasawan. MALAYSIA MEMANG BOLEH…
well i know who i wanna vote for for sure now.

i will fully support the PAW ( parti angkasawan wannabe )

yeah you read right. Its the malaysian astronut!.

frankly speaking i really wonder of what use is sending a malaysian astronut into space?. Astronut?… if you were to check out the nasa site, it just states that the malaysian astronut is nothing but a participant. well what can i say?, trust nuts to send another nut into space and hopefully it will bring forth an evolution in their brains, from single celled nutmoebas to proboscis monkey.

Is there a use for this astronut?. Most of us can already think of over a hundred issues that could use the funding of blasting an astronut into space. Well clearly it seems that Malaysians want to be proud to be the first country to have ever sent a nutmoeba participant into space.

We dont even need this dumb astronutmoeba. N.E.P, transporation system, road works, corruption, police, education, development and politics all need more attention and they pump money into this stupid program.

I think some of the nuts up there really need to review on what vision 2020 is anyway.

These guys are really fond of being proud of the stupidest things.

biggest dodol,

largest court, the palace of justice ( why do we need such a big court anyway, does it mean that our crime ratesare so high that they need a bigger litigation space? )

road with most traffic lights? ( pun intended… but there is one such entry in the malaysian book of records.)

what happened to the people we are to be really proud of?, like the high achievers in education….. oh wait a minute, most of them cant get into a local university because of some quota system or biasness that they have to leave the country and do it somewhere else. swearing not to return, these high achievers then pen their own version of Mamula Moon ( this song has a very familiar tune, written long befor our national anthem..chuckels ) called negaraku kuku bird bird.